Est. 2016 · Llano, TX
The Grind
Vol. XVIII · Dec 10–13, 2026 · Llano, TX

Interested? Prove it.

Fill out the form below so we know you're coming, what you're paddling, and which power ballad you'll be butchering around the fire. Your seat isn't real until you Venmo $275 to @Jimmy-Allgood. Capped at 35 paddlers — don't be the guy asking last minute.

Sign Up
Open the Signup Form

Then confirm your seat — it's not real until it's paid.

Pay $275 on Venmo
How It Works
  1. 1Fill out the signup form.
  2. 2Venmo $275 to @Jimmy-Allgood.
  3. 3Show up Thursday, Dec 10 at Dos Rios RV Park, Llano TX — precise launch spot announced by November 1.